Q: What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
A: Santapplause!
Q: Why does Santa like to work in the garden?
A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
Patient: Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Santa
Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia.
Q: Why was Santa Claus’ helper so down?
A: Because he had low elf-esteem.