Thanksgiving Conversation: Topics to avoid:
Religion – Thanksgiving is not religious holiday
Politics – Nothing will start an argument at the table faster than a discussion about politics.
Family scandals – Avoid gosspi
How much someone is eating – Uncle Earl may be on his fifth helping of mashed potatoes, so?
How bad the food is – The green bean casserole may taste like dirt, but Aunt Edna’s feelings will still be hurt.
Dietary preferences – If your sister doesn’t eat gluten, don’t give her a hard time or pester her to eat just one roll.
Inevitable truths about Thanksgiving ...
If you have a layover at O’Hare, or Atlanta you will get stuck.
No one will like your sister’s new “boyfriend.”
You will have to explain to your Aunt Patty why you’re still not married. Again.
Your fun uncle’s deep-fried turkey won’t turn out as planned.
You will end up doing the dishes.
Your grandparents will not understand your job.
Taking the whole week off sounded like a good idea. You will get bored.
Thanksgiving - Ways To Survive the Meal
Get Exercise in the morning!
Stay Hydrated
Eat slowly
Watch your booze intake
Keep prespective (it's only 1 day)
