Things You Get Good At- At A Certain Age:
1. Forgetting someone's name 10 seconds after they tell you
2. Buying produce and throwing it away 2 weeks later
3. Digging through the trash for the food box you just threw away, because you already forgot the instructions
4. Making plans, and then immediately regretting making the plans
5. Leaving laundry in the dryer until it wrinkles. Then turning on the dryer to dewrinkle, then forgetting it again
6. Calculating how much sleep you will get if you just fall asleep right now