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Thursday, 04 April 2019 08:46

Kranch, No Thank You!

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Heinz released it's latest sauce creation: Kranch. Ketchup and ranch. Last year, they brought us Mayochup (mayonnaise and ketchup), along with Mayomust (mayonnaise and mustard) and Mayocue (mayonnaise and BBQ sauce). I fully support these sauce, but Kranch is where I have to draw the line.

You involve my ranch, I have something to say. Ranch is in my bloodstream. It should be left alone. You use ranch to make things better, so adding ketchup-  just NO! Ketchup, in my opinion is only useful for French fries, maybe a chicken nugget, but in this case you have a glob of ketchup over here and your ranch over there. To each their own, but I like my ranch mixed with more ranch! 

Take a look at the bottle of it all mixed together...to me soooo not appealing!

Heinz Kranch

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