Things to NOT Say to a Bartender

It’s the weekend, so you might be rolling into a bar. Be smart about it and don’t say any of these stupid things to your bartender: (just tip them well :-)

  • But you seem so smart.
  • Can you make me something without calories?
  • Do you know who I am?
  • It’s my birthday! Free drink?
  • Make it strong.
  • Is that wedding ring real, or is it to keep people from hitting on you?
  • What’s good?
  • Do you have a phone charger?
  • Can you do any bar tricks?
  • Have you seen Cocktail? (Buzzfeed)